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B.S. & Oddities

Wikipedia Find of the Day: "Wikipedia's Founder's Ex Totally Seeks Revenge"

Remember when you watched Kill Bill a couple of years ago, and thought to yourself "Wow, if I ever date Beatrix Kiddo/Black Mamba/The Bride/What's Up With All The Names, I'll have to be sure to not piss her off. Cause seriously, the woman knows how to seek revenge - and I have no desire to die by knife, cobra, or the Five Point Palm Exploding Heart Technique."

Oh c'mon, I couldn't possibly have been the only one to think that.

As it turns out, Beatrix Kiddo/Black Mamba/The Bride/Seriously, What's Up With All The Names has nothing on Rachel Marsden. As in the ex of Jimmy Wales. As in the guy who founded Wikipedia.

Apparently Wikipedia founder Jimmy Wales dated Rachel Marsden.

He decided to break up with her by informing her via - what else? - Wikipedia.

Rachel Marsden didn't enjoy being informed via Wikipedia that her relationship had ended.

Rachel Marsden decided to seek revenge by getting rid of some of Jimmy Wales' old stuff.

Not at a garage sale. Not dropping it off at a Salvation Army.

But selling his old stuff on eBay. That's right. You can buy it right here.

This is probably the most amazing story I've heard all week. When you hear about something like this (the jealousy! the intrigue! the manipulation of the internet's most highly-trafficked websites!), you can't help but think... wouldn't this make a great revenge movie? The founder of one of the internet's most popular websites breaks up with a woman, and she retaliates by selling his old crap on one of the internet's most popular websites! Who wouldn't watch that movie?

I know I would, and not just because it's being directed by Quentin Tarantino.

Do Not Turn Jesus On

My friend Renee sent me this link to a picture she found on Flickr. It kind of makes me wish I had one while growing up - I probably wouldn't have turned out gay. Oh wait, strike that - this lightswitch makes everyone gay:

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Proof That Freedom (and Too Much Time) Exists

To the people who doubt that America is the greatest country in the world, I say to them: would you  find the following amazing website in a COMMUNIST country?

www.stuffonmycat.com

No, no you wouldn't. Communist, freedom-hating countries don't have the patience for amazing websites such as this - a website I found yesterday while googling the words "cat" and "stuff on."

Seriously. Only in America.

Don't Bring In the Clowns

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I saw this story online this morning, and thought to myself that is without question the most terrifying thing I've ever heard of.

What are the two things people hate the most? Funerals AND clowns? Then let's find a way to put them together.

Seriously. The most terrifying thing I've heard of. This probably gives Stephen King nightmares.