Google Searches that Led You to Bullshattuck, March & April 2008

Happy Hairstylist Appreciation Day! For those of you not in the know (i.e. everybody alive), today is officially Hairstylist Appreciation Day! I know, right? I didn't know it was Hairstylist Appreciation Day either, until I found out it was! So go get your haircut! Go appreciate your hairstylist! After all... Hairstylist Appreciation Day only comes around once a year, unlike some of the Jewish holidays.

Seriously, aren't Yom Kippur and Rosh Hashanah like seven times a year?

Today is also the last day of April. Where did the month go? I'm guessing it probably went with months January, February, and March, although let's not be all scientific about it. The point is, time mostly moves forward, and tomorrow most likely is May. Therefore, it's time to present:

GOOGLE SEARCHES THAT LED YOU TO BULLSHATTUCK IN MARCH & APRIL 2008

Because I didn't post the "Google Searches that Led You to Bullshattuck" list in March, I'll make sure that April is a double edition! That's twice as much!

• ryan shattuck bull shattuck (this seems pretty obvious)
• horseshoing joke (I don't know how the joke goes, but I'm sure it's inappropriate)
• 2008 oscars movie tribute
• oscars, reviews, 2008
• republicans in hollywood video (#1 hit!)
• clinton shattuck (apparently I married Bill, but kept my maiden name)
• Gay Mormon (this isn't the first search to bring visitors to my site - weird)
• "repairyourbadcredit.com" rip off (using Google in Russian, no less)
• Gay Mormon
• what does the talisman monkey and bull mean in spiritualism (#1 hit!)
• "he's so old" jokes
• "ryan shattuck" (knowing that people google me makes me kind of nervous)
• pennies attak by girls
• Do gay guys go to heaven (if you have to ask, you don't need to know - and no, they don't)
• what do you get a 45 year old man for his birthday (I repeat: if you have to ask, you don't need to know)
• Andy Warhol asexual
• salt lake city ryan blog cher
• i received your message on my birthday (using Google in Filipino)
• Chris Buttars Utah
• hillary clinton's lucky charms
• example of my speech for my birthday (using Google in Hawaiian - how multicultural of me)
• marie osmond
• rmwarnick profile
• "Eating Out 2" (I hate this movie, so I'm mad a Google search leads people to my site)
• Chris Butters utah controversy (seriously, people are still looking this up?)
• regal seagull
• bullshattuck (again, this seems obvious)
• announcing a new brand